jenpie014

school

2005-10-20T19:41:07Z

I FUCKING HATE SCHOOL. FUCK ALL MY TEACHERS, AND THE FUCKING NASCAR FREEWAY I HAVE TO DRIVE ON TO GET THERE!
Ps today at work there is this new lady named Dorothy Goldfarb, she has blond hair in an up-do, and she wears stilettos!!! not only that but today she had on a shirt that was a little revealing for someone her age, and i saw her old lady fat belly... ew!

jenpie014 @ 2005-10-10T23:33:00

2005-10-11T03:30:46Z

I'm nervous about thursday.... IM GETTING MARRIED!!!! but the bachorlet party will be fuckin awesome.. be there or be square

jenpie014 @ 2005-10-08T00:38:00

2005-10-08T04:35:43Z

I would like to give a special thanks you to all of those who joined in the Focus candle vigil... May Bessie rest in piece.

FOCUS

2005-10-06T18:26:10Z

yes my focus is gone!! I would like to send a personal thank you to the fucking assbag, who wasnt paying attention! I am very angry! however i am thankful nothing serious happen to my sister (or me)cause I would have never forgiven myself. Yes i will have to get a new car, hopefully the insurance company will pay me enough money to pay the rest of the loan i owe. my poor focus was viciously sodomized on the freeway on the Tuesday the 4th. Funeral services will be held Friday the 7th at 6:oopm.

AS TOLD BY JODY!

2005-09-30T22:01:35Z

Once upon a time there was this girl (we'll just call her lauren). She worked so hard as a server at Maple Heights. Well one day she was doing her serving as usual busting her ass for her money. The dishwasher ( we'll call him danger) that was just hired. Danger has his eye on lauren for awhile. Well he ended up asking her to the movies. Lauren decided that she would go.

That friday Lauren got all pretty and ready for danger. He picked her up on his bike and away to the dolla show they went. They fell in love. He called her his star in his sky. Lauren and danger was on there 2nd week anniversary when they went on THE DATE... It started off with lauren getting all pretty. When danger climbed through laurens window. They got ready and loaded up on danger's bike. They went to McDonalds for their dollar menu. Then hit the dollar show for a good showing of Madagascar. Well during the movie the monkeys was turing lauren on. So she forced Danger into doing the deed.

The following morning lauren felt ill. She went to the teen center. Where they informed her she was pregnant. Hse joined the unwed mothers club. Along with a few others there at Maple Heights.

She informed danger and he had a brillant idea. They would go see Slipknott. Lauen was against the idea for a lil while but then she got drunk and went. Danger and her sat in the back for the begining then a good set came on. Straight for the pit they went. Moshing and mashing. Punching and bashing. The show was over and home they went.

Lauren went to DR. Platon. As her job doesnt have benefits. Dr. Planton informed her she lost her baby. :(

There was this really awesome guy that also worked at Maple Heights. He kept informing lauren not to get involved with danger. She couldnt handle the mosh.

LMAO...
It's actually just an inside joke at work. Its Hillarious!! Well not the whole losing a baby I din't want to write it but if you knew the story you would understand. Im not for abortion or losing babies just to clear that idea...

written by Jody.

Mind Fucking...

2005-09-27T18:47:34Z

So today once again i was late for work. Whatever i don't care about pancakes and old people anyway, who am I kidding? Anyway work was going fine until this topic was brought up.. I Love Silence of Lambs and i pretty much know the movie forwards and backwards. So Amy and I were quoting it. Then some breaking news happens. Amy says to me that Jodie Foster is GAY!!! hello the movie is tragically not the same now and never will be. So i get a little upset now because i always liked her as an actress, and every time i see her now all i will think about is her eating some chick out. As i am explaining this to my co-workers, Lori says to me now "i am really starting to wonder about you Jenny!" So of course i get pissed off, because under normal circumstances i wouldnt be. I just hit my breaking point is all. What i mean by my "breaking point" is that if one more person asks me if i am a lesbian, i will break there necks. I AM NOT A RAGING LESBIAN, WITH A DYKE SPIKE! AND NO I DO NOT LIKE GIRLS IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM. By the way this is my offical statement. I LIKE (scratch that LOVE) MEN!!!!! Now i am really starting to wonder if i give off this lesbian vibe or something. Or is it because i dont have a boyfriend so people assume that i am a lesbian. Maybe i would have a man if i wasn't still getting over the last relationship i was involved in. And you know what else, i dont want a man because the only thing that seems to happen is I mind fuck them, they mind fuck me, and that just seems to continue on like that, this mind fucking of sorts. Then no one is happy. You know what, fuck this shit! I am going to move to a private island so that i won't have to think about boyfriends, and then because i dont have one, no one will accuse me of being a fucking DYKE!!!!!!!!! FUCK THIS SHIT.

Muscles

2005-09-19T18:33:15Z

I think that I may have found the WORST competition EVER!! And no, its not cheerleading.
So yesterday (sunday) my mom screams "Jennifer Jamie get in here now"! So hastily my sister and I run into the den. Low and behold what is on the screen.. Go ahead GUESS.. Well it just so happened to me a "True Life" reality TV, I'm a female bodybuilder. i would just like to say that bodybuilding is not hott or appealing in anyway what-so ever. Why do women who were seeming attractive decide hey i wanna be a bodybuilder and spend there days dieting and pumping iron. not only that but the only way anyone can achieve those muscle must be juicing. I guess this woman lets call her Tonya, was not thinking before she starting taking steriods, because know she fucking looks, talks, walks, acts, and practically is a man now. Serioulsy she had the worst skim ever and it was all bumpy and pimpley. Not only the skin on her face but she had tanned so much the rest of her skin looked like leather! I would also like to note that she had a fucking girl friend who also looked like a man, and had gigantic muscles. So sum it up Tonya was a steroid taking, iron pumping, raging lesbian from England! What is the world coming too when FEMALE bodybuilder get their own reality show....

WTF

2005-09-08T03:42:05Z

Dear Diary,

Jk... So i would like to mention the fact that in the past week i have found out about a few girls i knew from high school, and the other is my best friends sister. About a year ago i found out that Maria was a fucking flaming ass lesbian. I suppose after a few What the Fuck's i was okay with that. Considering she looked the part in high school. Now speed up a year, last week i went to kelly's little bonfire gathering where somehow Diaz got invited. At this gathering of sorts, I find out that Nicole is Bisexual!! Not only that but she is currently munching on the taco of a 30 year old, married, Harley riding, man/woman whore! Now to top of the taco (so to speak) kim informs me that while searching hours on end at myspace, she finds her sisters profile. While reading through it she notices at the bottom where you give your info like age, sex, orientation that her sister has put bisexual as her orientation. Once again i would like to say WHAT THE FUCK!!! Is becoming bisexual a new fad? Is everyone jumping on the bisexual bandwagon? I think I am now realizing that Kim and myself maybe the only straight females left. If so, what the hell are guys doing to drive sausage loving women to settle for tacos? These are questions to seriously sit down and ponder fellas...
Next on my list to bitch about what the hell is the difference between Punk, Emo, and Scene? If you can inform me in a way that i will understand by all means help a sausage loving sister out...

Why am i always getting wacko's for teachers?

2005-09-05T03:18:57Z

Another day. so i started school last thursday.. which seemed to be starting out fine because i had just switched schools and everything. HFCC SUCKS BIG FAT PUSSY LIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry outburst..

Back to my story, I had found my class easily enough and sat down near the window in the back of the class as usual. While i am sitting, hoping and praying for a "hott guy" to sit next to me. Well i be damned if i got my wish! So me and the "hott guy" start chatting it up, after a few minutes of my fantastic flirting, the teacher walks in. Or should I say shuffles in with his walking poker stick. After a few moments of this shuffling and poking I realized that he is BLIND! TOTALLY FUCKING BLIND!
1/3 OF THE REASON I LEFT HFCC WAS TO ESCAPE THE HORRORS OF THE FACULTY.
Now here i sit for a fucking 4hr class with a god damned blind man.
On one of my fantastic smoke breaks a few other people, the "hott guy", and myself find ourselves in what is commonly called a smoking circle. It was in this very same smoking circle were all my hopes and dreams shot down in five short words. Out of nowhere the "hott guy" declares "By the way I'm Gay". ANGER MANAGEMENT IS WHAT I WILL BE SEEKING! So if you can tell me what the fuck am I supposed to do in a 4 hr psych class with a blind teacher, and a GAY "hott guy" I would definitely like to know!?

bust my ass

2005-08-09T22:30:10Z

So i just received my check from work today, which is sweet because i am broke as fuck. however i am extremely pissed off every time i open the damn thing... Like today for example, i open my check up thinking that i will have made boo-koo bucks considering i have spent 85% of my time in the damn place. But like always the fuckin government has stolen from me again... Hello they took out over 200 dollars.. Wtf. Does bush think i am some Fucking PARIS HILTON and my daddy pays for me.. news flash bush he doesnt. and the big kicker is that at wonderful Tax season when i am suppose to get you know like some money back, i dont because i still live with my parents so of course they claim me on their taxes... so once again i get screwed over. FUCK ME!!!